

Uproxx is an independent subsidiary of Warner Music Group. Released swiftly after Ghost Stories- just a year and a half, all things considered - A Head Full of Dreams plays like a riposte to that haunted 2014 album. But we’ll know.Ĭoldplay is a Warner Music artist. And then the song will end, and you will tell no one. And, like Chris Martin sings, tears will stream down your face. But the next time you’re alone, and your phone is out of batteries, and you feel broken, you will put on this song and the part where Will Champion’s drums and Guy Berryman’s bass crash in behind Jonny Buckland’s soaring guitar will … fix you. And, sure, mocking this sort of thing will get you hundreds of likes and retweets on Twitter. Loving Coldplay means acknowledging that Aaron Sorkin was right to score a screamingly melodramatic montage from The Newsroom to this daringly sappy and ultimately overpowering emotional gut-punch. They are one of the best-selling music artists worldwide. As of 2009, Coldplay has sold over 55 million records. Here it is: A line of demarcation between those of us who embrace Coldplay as the music that serves the least desirable and neediest parts of ourselves, and those people who try to deny that such a part of themselves exists (in public anyway). The discography of British rock band Coldplay has five studio albums, two live albums, one compilation album, ten extended plays, twenty-nine singles, two promotional singles and thirty-two music videos. With that in mind, here is my ranking of my 30 favorite Coldplay songs. You punch up the track that promises to … fix you. When your heart is broken, you don’t reach for the music that wowed the critics at SXSW in 2003. The uncool bands are the ones who make songs for the parts of our lives that matter most: weddings, breakups, birthdays, and funerals. They prove the truism that cool rock bands do well in the short-term, but uncool rock bands last forever.


Coldplay has never been cool, and yet they’ve outlasted (and definitely outsold) nearly every other band of their generation. He must also know that, deep down, the jokes don’t matter. He seems like he has a pretty good sense of humor about himself. I only made the joke because Coldplay is an easy target.Īnd yet if Chris Martin himself saw that tweet, I bet he would also laugh. I own their first five records, and I believe they should pass The Five Album Test. But here’s the thing: I actually really like Coldplay. Twitter being Twitter, the joke went over well. Get it? Coldplay was once dismissed as Radiohead lite, which can only mean that their attempt to stretch out sonically will result in a barely passing grade. “Kid B-” I called it, a reference to Radiohead’s landmark 2000 album, Kid A. Advance word was it was a double album with an “experimental” bent, which prompted me to tweet this dumb joke. Last month, it was reported that Coldplay was set to release its eighth studio album, Everyday Life, on November 22.
